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Women’s Work

by on Dec.30, 2012, under Consumer, Culture, Family, Health, History, Recreation, Technology

Ladies’ personal appliances have come a long way. The first ones were hand operated.

The hand-job gave way to the blow-job as pneumatic vibrators gained in popularity.

Vibrator technology didn’t improve at all during the steam era, although it did bring about larger and more powerful devices.

However delightful the motion, the scalding steam and flames could be detrimental to the moment.

Steam gave way to the modern electric personal vibrators that are familiar to us today.

Technological progress and design marched on.

 As appealing as these technological marvels were, they still had a few fundamental flaws.

* They needed external power. High pressure air, steam, and electric line power can be hazardous in wet or slippery situations, and keep the user tethered to the power source.

* Limited versatility. Some had heat and ultraviolet light settings, and different power and speed levels, but it was all under user control and had to be switched manually.

* Virtually all of these devices were designed by men who weren’t the intended users.

Beth Scott was looking for a remote controlled vibrator, and settled on the LELO Lyla Cerise Egg Vibe, which comes with a wireless remote.

It has a lot of benefits that the earlier models lack. It’s waterproof, rechargeable, silicone, and it has a remote control. But its biggest innovation is that it gives some feedback. According to the manufacturer:

Lyla is the premium egg-like massager in the world today, to be enjoyed externally or worn internally for a range of thrilling sensations. Featuring LELO’s pioneering Sense Motion technology and a wireless remote with a range of up to 12 meters/ 39 feet, powerful vibration patterns are adjusted by the controller with a simple tilt of the hand. Meanwhile a discreet motor inside the controller mirrors Lyla’s vibrations to show what a partner is feeling. Wonderfully quiet, fully waterproof and rechargeable with a beautifully smooth silicone design, Lyla brings an array of untold possibilities in couples play.

It’s available in black, cerise, and deep rose, which are actual colors. The wireless controller adjusts vibration speed and intensity through a choice of six pre-set patterns, or with a flick of the wrist in two SenseMotion modes. The controller mirrors the same vibration patters as the massager.

Beth enjoyed her new toy. But she was thinking about it like a mechanical boyfriend.

There are some things I really like about this toy. The vibrator itself is reasonably strong, rechargeable, waterproof, and quite comfortable. I was much less happy with the remote. The radio range was rather lackluster, and using the controls made me feel more like I was programming a VCR (remember those?) than having sex.

The optional accelerometer input on the remote was a good idea, but I feel like the execution leaves much to be desired. The controls are laggy, and controlling the vibrator by tilting the controller never really felt right to me.

So, naturally, I wanted to see if I could do better.



Beth hacked her vagina and came up with a truly personal vibrator.

You can see the details of her “Hack My Vagina” project at http://scanlime.org/2012/11/hacking-my-vagina/.

We believe there could be a market for a device that records the process. You could replay your favorites, or buy celebrity orgasms on line.

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Grampa’s Lap

by on Nov.26, 2012, under Crime, Education, Kids

A former teacher from Broward County in Florida has lost her license to teach, after being found guilty of inappropriate conduct.

Cheryl Grampa, 46, taught at Cooper City Elementary School before resigning in December 2011.

Grampa was accused of offering students rewards in exchange for massages between August 2009 and February 2010. One boy touched her breasts and vaginal area. The state’s complaint accuses her of failing to notify the school administration about the inappropriate conduct.

Cheryl Grampa was not certified to teach massage, and it’s not known where the boy learned his technique. But it is reported that he was being checked for cooties and severe visual impairment.

The Daily Mail reported:

But we’re certain from her picture that she doesn’t actually have a “virginal area”, which is n0rmally located near the vagina.

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Close To The Breast

by on Nov.08, 2012, under Consumer, Culture, Education, Family, Games, Health, Kids, Nature, Parenting, Recreation, Toys

We’ve seen all kinds of dolls. There are dolls for adults, dolls you can shave, talking dolls, even dolls that walk.

We have lifelike dolls, dolls with hair that grows, dolls whose eyes open and close, even pregnant dolls.

There are Little Willy, the doll with a realistic “willy” that actually sprays water, and anatomically correct dolls.

Creepy dolls are often the stuff of nightmares. There are a lot of those.

Dolls that can be fed by bottle have been around for decades.

But what about girls who want the full baby-feeding experience?

The Breast Milk Baby is the first breastfeeding doll. It makes suckling sounds triggered by sensors sewn into the accompanying halter top at the nipples of the wearer. When the doll’s mouth makes contact, it sets off the suckling sound. The doll also burps and cries.

At a price of $ 89, Savannah, Tony, Cameron, Jessica, Lilyang, and Jeremiah are expensive and retailers have been reluctant to stock the dolls due to their controversial nature. The doll is made by Berjuan Toys, a family-owned, 40-year-old doll maker in Spain

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Type Cast

by on Sep.08, 2012, under Animals, Health, Media, Pornography, Recreation

At least she can still work while she’s laid up.

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Full Body Workout

by on Aug.22, 2011, under Culture, Family, Health, History, Recreation, Technology, Toys

When it comes to sex toys, it seems like they’re all designed to please women.

The range of toys available covers all of the woman’s erogenous zones.

Like the finger. It’s got your Spiderman fetish covered too.

Serving suggestion

This inequality between the sexes isn’t recent.

It’s gone on for at least 30,000 years.

30,000 year old siltstone phallus / firestarter

But thanks to our clever friends in Japan, here’s an invention for women that men will like too. Finally, some progress for men on the road to sexual equality.

Just slip the Facial Lift At Once into your mouth once a day for three minutes and you will feel the electric buzzing work on your cheeks, chin, lips, mouth and even nose. The pulsing will come in four different levels of strength and in a complete 360-degree spread, pushing and working on your facial muscles little by little every time.

Not only will this give your face a boost “at once”, exercise and training couldn’t be easier than with this gadget. All you do is put on the mouth cover, pop it in your mouth and it does the hard work for you! If only running a marathon could be as easy!

The Facial Lift At Once features:

  • Size: 7 x 7.5cm (2.8 x 3″)
  • Materials: ABS, elastomer
  • Power: AAA batteries x2
  • Automatic 3-minute timer
  • 4 levels of strength at random
  • Use only in mouth
  • Do not place between teeth
  • Note this product is not waterproof
  • Manual: Japanese (but self-explanatory)
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Tactile Mind

by on Mar.09, 2011, under Miscellaneous


tactile mind book by Lisa J. Murphy

tactile mind book site header
A BOOK OF NUDE PHOTOGRAPHS FOR THE BLIND / VISION IMPAIRED.

COPYRIGHT 2010, LISA J. MURPHY

ISBN: 978-0-9813431-0-5

PRODUCED IN TORONTO, CANADA / TACTILE MIND STUDIO LIMITED

INQUIRIES PLEASE CONTACT: TACTILEMIND@GMAIL.COM / 416.516.2999

ABOUT TACTILE MIND

tactile mind is a handmade thermoform book consisting of 17, 3-D tactile photographs on white thermoform plastic pages with the visual image and descriptive Braille accompaniment.

This book measures 11 inches x11.5 inches, and is approximately 6 inches wide. It is held together by a simple spiral binding which allows the convenience of reading each diagram on a flat surface or removing pages. The complete tactile mind retails for $225 CDN. Each book is numbered and signed by Lisa J. Murphy. Individual pages from the book are also available for sale.

ORDERING AND ALTERNATIVE PAYMENT OPTIONS AT BOTTOM OF PAGE.

NEW PROJECT LAUNCHED DECEMBER 2010:

tactile atelier bookmark

ABOUT THE ARTIST

Lisa J. Murphy is a photographer with a certificate in Tactile Graphics from the CNIB. She has sculpted, thermoformed and self-published a handmade book of nude photographs for the blind. Pictures and grade-one (American) English Braille accompany the images, so blind, vision impaired and sighted individuals can enjoy this work.


TACTILE MIND TITLE PAGE / DIAGRAM 1.

Braille reads, “tactile mind, A book of photographs by Lisa J. Murphy”. Tactile image is a large open vagina.

This handmade page can be purchased independently for $25 CDN.*Please note – this page does not come with a photograph copy.

MAN IN ARCTIC MASK / DIAGRAM 2.

A tactile picture of a male torso. He wears a white cloth mask, and his arms reach above his head. He has a very muscular bare chest and well defined arms and stomach. One of his nipples is pierced.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment, and signed photograph copy.

WOMAN IN A DISCO POSE / DIAGRAM 3.

A tactile picture of a naked woman dancing. She wears only a detailed mask of paper and cardboard, and a belt of paper stars around her waist. One arm points to the sky.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

GIVING BIRTH / DIAGRAM 4.

A tactile picture of a woman’s bum. Paper legs (only one shown tactually) hang from between her thighs, as she simulates birth.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

NAKED PINK ELEPHANT / DIAGRAM 5.

A tactile picture of a woman dressed as a pink elephant. She wears a cardboard & paper mask, a chest plate with holes for her breasts, and paper “feet” tie around her wrists with ribbon. Her vagina is shaved, and her pregnant belly is small.

This handmade picture is sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

BAD BUNNY / DIAGRAM 6.

A tactile picture of a naked man dressed as a bunny rabbit. He wears a paper bag mask, maxi pads across his chest, and a toilet paper roll with cotton balls around his penis. Paper hearts decorate the background.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

WOMAN WITH A STRAP-ON / DIAGRAM 7.

A tactile picture of a naked woman kneeling, wearing a toilet roll attached by hosiery to her groin area. On her face is a mask with egg carton eyes.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

PERFECT BREASTS / DIAGRAM 8.

A tactile picture of a woman’s naked chest. She leans against a wall, her arms outstretched to her sides. She wears a simple white cardboard mask, and a single gold bracelet.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

NAKED WOMAN WITH BIRTHDAY STREAMERS / DIAGRAM 9.

A tactile picture of a naked woman wearing birthday streamers around her waist, and a beer box as a mask. Her vagina is shaved. This photograph was originally taken at an angle lower than the subject so her body appears bottom heavy.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. Includes: tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

WOMAN WITH SYRINGE / DIAGRAM 10.

A tactile picture of a naked woman holding a cardboard syringe. She is turned to the side, so a single breast and buttock can be felt. She wears a large square mask with small holes for eyes and a heart on the cheek.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

UNCIRCUMSIZED PENIS / DIAGRAM 11.

A tactile picture of a man’s groin area. His penis is uncircumsized, and is bordered by a testicle and a dark mass of pubic hair.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

SATANIC RAM / DIAGRAM 12.

A tactile picture of a naked voluptuous woman dressed as a satanic ram. She wears a long cardboard mask of spires, a beard and an inverted cross. Her pubic hair forms a triangle between her legs.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

BULLET BELT / DIAGRAM 13.

A tactile picture of a woman wearing belts made out of bullets around her breasts and her waist. A string of Christmas lights drip from the top of her head onto the floor. She is covered in prosthetic makeup which gives her an alien-like quality, and her vagina is shaved.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

POSING IN SNAKESKIN SHOES / DIAGRAM 14.

A tactile picture of a naked woman standing in snakeskin shoes. She wears a plastic bag over her head, with paper cones for eyes. This photograph was taken from a lower angle revealing a vagina shaved bare.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

FROG PRINCE / DIAGRAM 15.

A tactile picture of a man dressed as a frog prince. He wears a cardboard mask with attached crown, holds a cardboard magic wand and is covered in paper spots. Paper cut-out hands cover his own, and his circumsized penis is visible.

This handmade picture is sold independently for $25 CDN. Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

SHAVED VAGINA / DIAGRAM 16.

A tactile picture of a woman’s groin area. This photograph was taken at a higher angle so you can feel the woman’s bloated, distended belly leading to the small shaved area between her legs.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

LOVE ROBOT – DIAGRAM 17.

A tactile picture of a naked man dressed as a robot. He has a square mask, square box feet, and holds a cardboard gun with a heart on it. A small paper control panel is on his chest, and his penis and testicle are visible.

This handmade picture can be sold independently for $25 CDN. -Includes; tactile picture, Braille accompaniment and signed photograph copy.

INDIVIDUAL PAGE PURCHASE

FOR PAGE ORDERS OUTSIDE N. AMERICA, PLEASE ORDER 2 PAGES, MINIMUM.

FOR SINGLE PAGE ORDERS WITHIN N. AMERICA, PRICE OF SHIPPING MAY INCREASE, ACCORDING TO REGION.


HOW TO ORDER

Click Button Below to order the book if you are in North America.

Click Button Below to order the book if you are outside North America .

You can purchase one of diagrams 1-10 separately by selecting from the drop-down and pressing ‘Add to Cart’ below.Orders outside North America must order a minimum of 2 diagrams.

Please select one of diagrams 1 – 10

You can purchase one of diagrams 11-17 separately by selecting from the drop-down and pressing ‘Add to Cart’ below. Orders outside North America must order a minimum of 2 diagrams.

Please select one of diagrams 11 – 17

Click the ‘View Cart’ button below to edit your cart or to check-out when you’re ready.

MASTER PAGE

original master Braille page with tactile sculpture.

THERMOFORM & MASTER PAGE

Tactile Mind Book - THERMOFORM & MASTER PAGE BAD BUNNY

PACKAGE TRACKING NUMBERS ARE ONLY AVAILABLE WITHIN CANADA AND THE U.S.-UNLESS A PRIVATE FIRM IS ORDERED. (ie. FEDEX, UPS).

PLEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL STORE FOR PRICING.

BECAUSE EACH PAGE IS INDIVIDUALLY PRESSED BY HAND, PLEASE ALLOW 2 – 4 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY.


ALTERNATIVE PAYMENT OPTIONS

BY MAIL:

1. Contact me directly via tactilemind at gmail dot com

2.Place an order.

3.Email will be sent confirming order & total payment due.

4.Send Certified Cheque or Money Order by registered mail to:

TACTILE MIND STUDIO LIMITED

P.O. Box 90002

1488 Queen St. West

Toronto, ON

Canada

M6K 3K3

Shipping :

(Only packages for shipping within Canada and the U.S. will have tracking numbers.)

BECAUSE EACH PAGE IS INDIVIDUALLY PRESSED BY HAND, PLEASE ALLOW 2 – 4 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY.


Interac Email Money Transfer

(only for Canadian online banking users)

1.Contact me directly at via email

2.Place an order.

3.Email will be sent confirming order & total payment due.

4.Email transaction password to tactilemind at gmail dot com

5.Confirmation of receipt will be sent.

Shipping:

(Only packages for shipping within Canada and the U.S. will have tracking numbers.)

BECAUSE EACH PAGE IS INDIVIDUALLY PRESSED BY HAND, PLEASE ALLOW 2 – 4 WEEKS FOR DELIVERY.


QUESTIONS / CONCERNS: Please do not hesitate to contact me. Email
DUTY / TARIFF FEES / CUSTOM INTERROGATION

TACTILE MIND STUDIO LIMITED IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ADDITIONAL DUTY / TARIFF FEES UPON IMPORT.


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