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Rules of the Road for Hitchhikers

by on Sep.04, 2016, under Family, Kids, Parenting

We've always known about the dangers of picking up hitchhikers. And if you do, there are certain responsibilities the hitchhiker has too: gga And keeping the seat clean. too_late_pee
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Urine Danger

by on Feb.19, 2011, under Education, Family, Health, Kids, Parenting

Housebreaking is just a necessary part of the responsibility of bringing a new bundle of joy into the family. But you expect him to be with you for a long time and you want his behavior and hygiene to be compatible everybody else. There are stopgap solutions until the little guy is reliably trained. But ultimately the goal is to eliminate the need for supervision entirely. Because accidents can be embarrassing. So you want to teach them properly. Which, according to the British Journal of Urology, is dangerous. In the December issue of BJU International, Dr Joe Philip and his colleagues at Leighton Hospital, Crewe, report on four boys under the age of four, who were admitted with injuries serious enough to require an overnight stay.

Unsupervised child endangering himself

"As Christmas approaches many families will be visiting relatives and friends and their recently toilet trained toddlers will be keen to show how grown up they are by going to the toilet on their own" he says. "It is important that parents check out the toilet seats in advance, not to mention the ones they have in their own homes, and accompany their children if necessary. "A recent market research report has suggested that there has been a worldwide increase in the number of wooden and ceramic toilet seats sold. We would not be surprised to hear that other colleagues have noticed an increase in penis crush injuries as a result of this." The four boys, aged from two to four, all attended as urological emergencies. All had been recently toilet trained and they were using the toilet on their own. They had lifted the toilet seats, which had then fallen back down, crushing their penises. With seats made out of steel, granite, onyx, marble, and wood, there is potential for serious harm. The authors have come up with four key recommendations:
  1. Parents should consider fitting toilet seats that fall slowly and with reduced momentum, markedly reducing the risk and degree of injury.
  2. Heavier toilet seats could be banned in houses with male infants.
  3. Households with male infants should consider leaving the toilet seat up after use, even though it contradicts the social norm of putting it down.
  4. Parents could educate their toddlers to hold the toilet seat up with one hand when they pass urine and keep an eye on them until they are confident that they are able to do it unsupervised.
"As any parent knows, toilet training can be a difficult time with any toddler" concludes Dr Philip. "We are concerned that the growing trend of heavy toilet seats poses a risk not only to their health, but to their confidence." http://www.bjui.org
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Tastes Like Freedom

by on Nov.06, 2010, under Consumer, Drugs, Food

This product was originally designed to assist in fooling drug tests, but like every business they wanted to expand their market.  So now you can use it for twice as many purposes!  Just remember what you're using it for.

$24.99
  • Holds over 750ML of your favorite beverage
  • Easy to conceal - fits under your clothes
  • 40 inch nylon belt with stitched ends
  • Great for any type of social event
  • Pays for itself on the first use
  • Simple to use
  • Comfortable to wear
  • Leakproof
  • Made in the U.S.A.

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  • A boring day at the office
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