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Kids Under Control

by on Aug.28, 2013, under Consumer, Family, Kids, Parenting, Toys

Since we originally wrote about a new system for restraining kids, there have been some delightful new developments in kid immobilization technology. securechild While the design worked well for the purpose, some kids found it to be a bit scary. So we're happy to see that market forces have responded with child-friendly innovations. control_toys2 Introducing Control Toys, which appeal to kids while providing relief to tired parents. control_toys1 For mealtime relief, we have the Baby Trap Chair. No more fussing or fidgeting at dinner. baby_trap_chair And what do you do between meals? Let 'em snack right in their own crib. crib_dribbler If your kid is too old for a crib, there's a Control Toy solution for toddlers too. funny_cage If you want to restrict your kid's range, but not give him an early taste of the juvenile justice system, there's a free range option. happy_heavy_ball Finally, for the ultimate in parental relief while letting your kids make a fashion statement, try this new jacket. lovely_straight_hacket It's a unisex product and is fashionable for both boys and girls. lovely_straight_unisex Next time you need to restrain the kids, make it fun with Control Toys.
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August 10, 2010 Today’s Headlines

by on Aug.10, 2010, under Animals, Crime, Food, Headlines, Kids

Man marinates cat in oil, salt, pepper, and hot peppers You're supposed to filet it first. http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/erie/Police-man-marinating-cat-to-eat-it http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/sex-offender-paranoia-weve-gone-too-far.html Why was he snorting pea? http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/pea-plant-found-growing-in-mans-lung-ob10-jgr_3539596 Man finds body, says he was trying to save the family the cost of a funeral And he saved himself the cost of a prostitute. http://www.koinlocal6.com/mostpopular/story/Suspect-said-he-slept-with-womans-corpse-then-was/6e9TX5KDbUaiC-pQLSWXeQ.cspx Man dies trying to have sex with tree That's why it's called a not-hole. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3088071/Man-died-in-sex-stunt-with-tree.html Kids, 5 and 7, hack wanted criminal to death Why are they allowed to play with knives? http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/06/21/kids-kill-wanted-indian-criminal/
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