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Pulp Friction

by on Jun.09, 2015, under Consumer, Health, Recreation

A 19-year-old is missing from his camp site at the lookout in Heaton State Forest, which borders the Watagans National Park in Australia. The man, whose name has not been released, is from from Tenambit near Maitland. camper_missing He was last seen carrying a roll of toilet paper. kid_wrap While some searchers think he may have slipped and fallen, we wonder if there's not a more sinister explanation. tp_scott Toilet paper can humiliate and cause extreme pain. It's been alleged to be responsible for bullying and emotional distress. crybaby - 2 crybaby -3 crybaby - 4 crybaby - 5 crybaby - 6 crybaby - 7 crybaby - 8 crybaby - 9 If you go camping, protect yourself by using safe toilet paper.
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Rockin’ The House

by on Aug.15, 2012, under Environment, Games, Nature

The game of Rochambeau has been used for recreation or to settle disputes for thousands of years, as this image of Jesus challenging St. Jerome illustrates.

Enthroned with Saints
By Marco d'Oggiono

It's still played world wide, by all ages.

Although there are many variations of the game, one thing is always etched in stone.

Paper always beats rock.

But rock beats damn near everything else.

After weeks of torrential rain in Mentougou, a mountainous region in the western hills of  Beijing, a few rocks dislodged and rolled down the mountain.

A two ton boulder embedded itself into a wall, but it missed the residents inside.

Gwyneth Jarman, a resident of Dulverton, Somerset, UK didn't beat rock either.

The five metric ton boulder rolled down 60 feet, pushed a 1000 liter oil tank against the house and flattened her garden shed. The rock rested against the back of the house.

An investigation is underway to determine why the rock attacked the garden shed.

Heidi Huber had just left her VW Lupo in a parking lot in the Black Forest in Germany when she heard a horrendous sound. Two seconds after she exited, a rock tumbled down and totaled the vehicle.

They should have used paper.

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