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Keeping it Real

by on Sep.22, 2012, under Culture, Family, Health, Recreation, Religion, Technology

Whether for job interviews, professional advancement, or your wedding night, there are a lot of situations where an intact hymen can come in handy. But how will they know? These anatomically expressive medical diagrams explain. On the rare chance that you actually have an intact hymen, you're still not out of the woods. Depending on your own anatomical peculiarities, you fall into one of these three classes.
Fraud-proof hymen - halat hymen 
  • has sieve openings or a partitioned opening,
  • and if found on medical examination is an indisputable proof of virginity.
  • Like any other type of hymen the halat hymen can be torn with a finger, object, and penis.
  • Tearing the halat hymen with a penis ends virginity.
  • Tearing the halat hymen with a finger or an object does not end virginity but deprives the virgin  of her indisputable proof of virginity.

Typical  elastic hymen
  • can be stretched with fingers(s), object(s), and penis(es) and regains its original shape sooner or later.
  • Stretching the elastic hymen with a finger or an object does not end virginity.
  • Stretching the elastic hymen with a penis ends virginity.
  • Because the elastic hymen regains it shape sooner or later after stretching(s) the regular medical examination results are inconclusive. Some specialized testing techniques are available.

Typical tornable / stretchable hymens
  • can be torn with finger(s), object(s), and penis(es)
  • and if torn they remain torn and present notches  / clefts
  • or they heal with scars hardly detectable without specialist testing techniques.
If you really want that job, how can you convince them that your hymen has remained intact despite riding a boy's bike, as you explained to your parents, when you were younger?
Yes, you can restore the appearance of virginity and intact maidenhood with this wonderful product as seen on TV! Originally from Japan in 1993, they were designed for women who wanted to recreate the fantasy of sex with a virgin for their partner.
They're now produced in other countries as well, including the U.S. and China. Recently, imports of this product have been banned in some Middle Eastern countries, where "virginity fraud" has lead to "honor killings".
Once the artificial hymen is inserted carefully into the vagina, it will expand a little and make the vagina feel tighter. When you begin sexual intercourse and your lover penetrates you, the artificial hymen will begin to ooze out a red liquid that looks like blood, not too much, but just the right amount. This will simulate the defloration of a virgin and stain the bed sheets with a few drops of simulated blood. By adding in a a few moans and groans, you will undetectably recreate the fantasy of making love to a virgin.
There are two per package, so you can play with yourself first for practice.
Then you can clean up.
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Donkey Serenade

by on Sep.18, 2012, under Animals, Crime, Health, Nature

Carlos Romero, a farmhand in Marion County, Florida, loves animals. Animals, he said, "are usually there for you" and "do not seek other pleasures." Their feelings are "100 percent honest," he said.

He wanted companionship, so he bought a pet. He purchased a miniature donkey from a man in Lake City and brought her to the farm in northwest Marion County where he worked.

County animal control officers have taken the animal, a 21-month-old miniature donkey named Doodle, to Animal Services. "I want my donkey back. There's got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her," said Carlos R. Romero, sitting on a bench after his first appearance Tuesday morning in front of a judge. Jail officials said Romero, who is charged with animal cruelty, is in protective custody for now. Carlos has been accused of engaging in a sex act with his little Doodle. He admitted that he has had sex with horses many times since he was 18 and likes their "feminine shape, behavior and raw power." He denied doing anything sexual to the donkey "because she's blooming into maturity" but said he eventually would have. Romero's act was discovered by the farm's proprietor, Gerald Joseph James, who told Marion County Sheriff's Office that he saw Romero having sex with Doodle in his room the night of Aug. 15. Romero called James a peeping tom who invaded his privacy. Romero's dedication to animals is revealed in his own statement to Marion County Detectives:  
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A Family Affair

by on Sep.04, 2011, under Crime, Family, Kids, Parenting, Recreation

When you find someone incredibly attractive and irresistible, you might not care what society or your family thinks. Blood may be thicker than water, but you can always thin it out with alcohol. Richard Finlayson, 21, and his sister Kirsty, 18, accompanied by an unidentified 11 year old boy were at Motherwell Station in Lanarkshire, Scotland when they spotted the perfect location for a romantic tryst.

Caught by a surveillance camera, the love-stricken pair abandoned the 11 year old boy on the platform and went into the elevator to enjoy intimate relations, all recorded by the camera in the elevator. The clip shows them exiting the elevator, then re-entering a short time later to do another take in case the first one wasn't properly recorded.

The attractive couple

As they left the second time Richard gave Kirsty a £20 note. The inseparable siblings were later arrested by police after a railway worker at Motherwell Station raised the alarm. Last night a family friend said the revelations had left the pair's family "destroyed". The court was told Kirsty Finlayson had admitted the sordid act to police. But she denied she'd had sex for cash— while Richard said he gave her the £20 "as a brother, not for payment".  
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Puppy Love

by on Jul.08, 2011, under Animals, Crime, Culture, Family, Health, Nature, Recreation

A mother of four, so perverse

Got an Alsatian to have intercurse

While the dog was astride her

He shot right inside her

Her reaction, it seems, was adverse.

A 43 year old woman from Patrickswell, Limerick, Ireland, died in October, 2008, but the circumstances surrounding her death have only just been released. The woman passed away shortly after sex with a stranger that she met over the Internet.

A source revealed that the animal lover came in contact with a man who provided the dog on an internet chatroom. “Both these people would have been visiting bestiality websites and at some stage it appears they agreed to meet up for sex,” the source said.

“The Alsatian then entered the picture and it appears that intercourse took place between the lady in question and the dog on the night that she died." A three-year investigation verified that her death occurred due to an adverse reaction to dog semen suffered after having sex with the animal.

The dog was seized by the Gardai and has been kept in quarantine and enforced celibacy since.

The source reported that the dog “appeared to have been groomed” to have sex with women. “This was a particularly bizarre and upsetting course. It genuinely was a shocker...you think you’ve seen it all but then something like this comes along and you’re left scratching your head all over again.”

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