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Stand and Deliver

by on Sep.21, 2012, under Consumer, Culture, Health, Pornography, Recreation

We've expressed our admiration for the unique consumer devices the Japanese have come up with, particularly in the category of family health and recreation. The End of a Hard Day and Hands Free were fresh and innovative, ensuring Japan's lead in design technology for plumbing. Like so many other things, China has their own take on it. As you would expect, there's an LCD screen and some controls. You can watch videos on the screen while using the machine. It's pink, gray, and white. The user can adjust speed, frequency, amplitude, and temperature. According to sales literature, for the price of $2800, "it can give patients very comfortable feeling." The "massage pipe" in the front is adjustable to accommodate the height of the user. The automatic sperm extractors are being introduced in a Nanjing hospital, Jiangsu province for use by infertility patients. FoxConn is considering installing them on their production lines, to raise morale and keep workers on their feet longer. The machine fulfills a variety of needs, limited only by the imagination and the laws of physics.
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Type Cast

by on Sep.08, 2012, under Animals, Health, Media, Pornography, Recreation

At least she can still work while she's laid up.
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