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Block History

by on May.19, 2011, under Art, Headlines, History, Media, Toys, War and Terrorism

So many historic events have been captured in lego form.

Barack Obama's inauguration

Alex Eylar, 22, a student from California built a lego representation of President Obama watching the events in his White House Situation Room as transmitted by cameras in the helmets of raiding US Navy Seals. He also showed Bin Laden watching porn in his Pakistan hideout. Legos allow us to visualize historic events in a way that we can all relate to.
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Today’s Headlines — November 6, 2010

by on Nov.06, 2010, under Animals, Crime, Education, Headlines, Health, Kids, Miscellaneous, Recreation, Technology

Van trapped on mountain path after following GPS instructions GPS plots socio-path.


Spanish prostitutes required to wear reflective vests for safety Always wear protection.


Evil neighbor shoots dog while it was being walked by 9-year-old boy


Soulnappers strike high school

Get their exorcise from a faith healer instead of P.E.


Man commits suicide by hooker

Tricks them into helping asphyxiate him, doesn't stiff them


Butts arrested in boob incident


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August 10, 2010 Today’s Headlines

by on Aug.10, 2010, under Animals, Crime, Food, Headlines, Kids

Man marinates cat in oil, salt, pepper, and hot peppers You're supposed to filet it first. http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/erie/Police-man-marinating-cat-to-eat-it http://theirtoys.com/sexblog/sex-offender-paranoia-weve-gone-too-far.html Why was he snorting pea? http://www.wivb.com/dpps/news/offbeat/pea-plant-found-growing-in-mans-lung-ob10-jgr_3539596 Man finds body, says he was trying to save the family the cost of a funeral And he saved himself the cost of a prostitute. http://www.koinlocal6.com/mostpopular/story/Suspect-said-he-slept-with-womans-corpse-then-was/6e9TX5KDbUaiC-pQLSWXeQ.cspx Man dies trying to have sex with tree That's why it's called a not-hole. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3088071/Man-died-in-sex-stunt-with-tree.html Kids, 5 and 7, hack wanted criminal to death Why are they allowed to play with knives? http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/06/21/kids-kill-wanted-indian-criminal/
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August 7, 2010 Today’s Headlines

by on Aug.07, 2010, under Crime, Drugs, Headlines, Kids, Miscellaneous

Drake student charged with sex abuse of frat brother Frat brother wonders why his ass is always sore after a night of drinking. http://www.desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2010100805018 14 year-old boy hit by 30,000 mph meterorite Couldn't outrun it http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/5511619/14-year-old-hit-by-30000-mph-space-meteorite.html

Woman attacked by flying teddy bear Attacked without provocation. http://www.ayrshirepost.net/ayrshire-news/weird-world-news/2009/07/10/woman-attacked-by-flying-teddy-in-ayr-102545-24102963/ World Cup trophy replica made from cocaine Get bent like Beckham. http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport/world-cup-2010/cocaine-cup-racks-up-big-score/story-fn5ephkw-1225887672570
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July 7, 2010 Today’s Headlines

by on Jul.07, 2010, under Crime, Environment, Games, Headlines, Parenting

Nigerian man arrested with bags carrying 70 dead babies A punchline in need of a joke http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/africa/10545760.stm 1970s BP board game promises oil 'thrills' There's an Extreme version for the 21st century http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834121-rare-1970s-bp-board-game-promises-oil-thrills-comes-back-to-haunt-them Father on trial for slapping son who tried to superglue granny to the toilet http://www.metro.co.uk/news/834269-father-in-the-dock-for-slapping-boy-who-tried-to-glue-granny-to-toilet Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters It happens more often than you'd think http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6622I420100703
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June 16, 2010 Today’s Headlines

by on Jun.16, 2010, under Headlines

Teenage thief bursts into flames while trying to steal electric cable Nobody was shocked to hear it http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1284671/Teenage-thief-burst-flames-11-000-volt-electric-shock.html Bridal bouquet brings down plane Taliban report increase in weddings http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8149910.stm Polish burglar posts himself in and out of businesses Return postage guaranteed http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/821020-thief-posts-himself-into-buildings-robs-them-posts-himself-out-again 12 year old spends £900 playing Farmville http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/820728-farmville-user-hit-with-900-bill-playing-the-popular-facebook-game
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